This year for Christmas I don't want you to GIVE me anything. I simply want you to take away my fat. 15 pounds of it please. And actually you can drop it off as a gift to someone who needs it. I'm sure there are some starving people who could use it!
Aaaaaaand, while you're at it, please bring my children an iMac. The tooth fairy does that, she takes the tooth and leaves a gift. So take my fat and leave us an iMac. These kids really deserve it after using the piece of garbage computer we've had for so long. (It is indeed in the garbage). Thanks!
Erica Low
ps, I've been pretty good this year, so if I'm not on the "nice" list I would like to dispute that. :)
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